Posted 1 day ago
  1. Kurt: Oh Logan...
  2. Logan: Yes, Kurt
  3. Kurt: If only...
  4. Logan: wait what
  5. Kurt: there was someone...
  6. Logan: no, don't you dare, don't you fucking dare
  7. Kurt: who loved you.
  8. Logan:
  9. Kurt:
  10. Blaine:
  11. Derek:
  12. Tweedles:
  13. Windsor:
  14. Hanover:
  15. Mr. Tamerlane's Duck:
  16. Stuart: *sudden loud stumps approaching*
  17. Julian: *bursts trough door* I'M BACK YOU SORRY BASTARDS
Posted 2 days ago
Anon with the Sperril prompt: I feel stupid for even asking for Sperril since you've obviously asked for Jogan. So to set aside that embarrassing moment: could you maybe write about a moment where Logan's jealousy kicks in? Like some evil executives try to make Jules dates someone for publicity and Logan just won't have it? (It'd be better if they weren't together by this time but your choice.) So… please?
Anonymous asked

thespiancheshire:

Hi Anon. Please don’t feel stupid. I actually do like Sperril and will try to fill that prompt a little later when I’m more familiar with the pairing. Thank you for the enjoyable prompt~

So this is my first Dalton/ Jogan fic and I haven’t really written a whole lot of other fanfics. Anyway, I hope this satisfies Anon and other Jogan shippers. Please tell me if you guys enjoyed it and if you see any huge errors of any sort. I’ll write more once I get a response or two.

Ahaha. I’m so nervous submitting this. I didn’t write smut because I figured I should try to keep the first fic more simple. So yeah, please enjoy.

Title: This Jules Ain’t Big Enough For The Both Of Us
Pairing: Jogan (Julian x Logan)
Summary:"Julian," Logan almost shouted. "What in the fuck is this I’m hearing about you dating some god forsaken bitch-
Word count: 2795

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Posted 2 days ago

blaindersonkummel:

dontfretbaby:

Can we start a petition to get Kurt to sing ‘Teenage Dream’ to Blaine at their wedding?

i just don’t understand why it’s taken nearly 4 years for someone in fandom to actually suggest this. I AM SO ON BOARD.

Posted 2 days ago

sk07:

and-umar:

I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions

like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on

how dare you sexualise female pain

it happens in films too. ugh.

Posted 2 days ago

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

Posted 2 days ago

tropius:

do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”

Posted 2 days ago

(Dalton Spoilers Ahead)

hispinksunglasses:

In reference to mama cp’s post

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nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

Posted 2 days ago

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)